Broadjam Artist: N.Jones, Music Designer (Protilius Productions)
Song: Apocalyptic Customer Service (Rage 2012)
Reviewer: Floyd Kelly
Positive Comments: Kneading dough everyday here at the pizza parlor is maddening I tell ya! All day, everyday, … kneading dough … make pizza … knead more dough, dough dough … Aaaaaaah … pizza dough!!! My boss told me to play this funky wunky electronic inspirational music on my headphones to give me inspiration and glute power – and so I did. Amazing! My boss watched closely today and at the end of the day, he said I was kneading dough like crazy and oh it felt good! Punch! Fold over! Knead front. Go back. Fold over. Yeah. Dough!
Constructive Comments: We gave the personnel in the official ‘Complaints and Constructive Comments Department’ the day off. Please call our 800 hotline for attitude adjustment. Have a great day!