{"id":34022,"date":"2017-01-23T19:46:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-24T01:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/broadjamreviews.com\/?guid=556a6ea0183babfa33967ff072fbd2d2"},"modified":"2017-01-23T19:46:00","modified_gmt":"2017-01-24T01:46:00","slug":"apocalyptic-customer-service-rage-2012-by-n-jones-music-designer-protilius-productions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/broadjamreviews.com\/index.php\/2017\/01\/23\/apocalyptic-customer-service-rage-2012-by-n-jones-music-designer-protilius-productions\/","title":{"rendered":"Apocalyptic Customer Service (Rage 2012) by N.Jones, Music Designer (Protilius Productions)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-right:15px\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/usrimgs.broadjam.com\/89\/89415\/tmb_150x150_89415_268127.jpg\" title=\"N.Jones, Music Designer (Protilius Productions)\" alt=\"N.Jones, Music Designer (Protilius Productions)\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>Broadjam Artist: <\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.broadjam.com\/protilius\">N.Jones, Music Designer (Protilius Productions)<\/a><br \/><b>Song: <\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.broadjam.com\/artists\/songs.php?artistID=61621&#038;mediaID=567556\">Apocalyptic Customer Service (Rage 2012)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Reviewer: <\/b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.broadjam.com\/artists\/home.php?artistID=98200\">Floyd Kelly<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Positive Comments: <\/b>Kneading dough everyday here at the pizza parlor is maddening I tell ya!  All day, everyday, &#8230; kneading dough &#8230; make pizza &#8230; knead more dough, dough dough &#8230; Aaaaaaah &#8230; pizza dough!!!  My boss told me to play this funky wunky electronic inspirational music on my headphones to give me inspiration and glute power &#8211; and so I did.  Amazing!  My boss watched closely today and at the end of the day, he said I was kneading dough like crazy and oh it felt good!  Punch!  Fold over!  Knead front.  Go back.  Fold over.  Yeah.  Dough!<\/p>\n<p><b>Constructive Comments: <\/b>We gave the personnel in the official &#8216;Complaints and Constructive Comments Department&#8217; the day off.  Please call our 800 hotline for attitude adjustment.  Have a great day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Broadjam Artist: N.Jones, Music Designer (Protilius Productions)Song: Apocalyptic Customer Service (Rage 2012)Reviewer: Floyd KellyPositive Comments: Kneading dough everyday here at the pizza parlor is maddening I tell ya!  All day, everyday, &#8230; knead&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/broadjamreviews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/broadjamreviews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/broadjamreviews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/broadjamreviews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/broadjamreviews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34022"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/broadjamreviews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34023,"href":"https:\/\/broadjamreviews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34022\/revisions\/34023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/broadjamreviews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/broadjamreviews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/broadjamreviews.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}